The Top 10 Funniest Movie Lines

  • "The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, to think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses." - Love and Death


  • "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." - Dumb and Dumber


  • "Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe!
    Yuri: But we have matches in Asia.
    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right. Do not leave Europe or Asia!
    Yuri: And we also have a match in Brazil.
    Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the Americas!" - The Pink Panther


  • “Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.” - Space Balls


  • "A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies." - The Original Kings of Comedy


  • Rumack: “Can you fly this plane, and land it?”
    Ted Striker: “Surely you can't be serious.”
    Rumack: “I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.” - Airplane


  • “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.- Anchorman


  • Alvy Singer's Therapist: “How often do you sleep together?”
    Annie Hall's Therapist: “Do you have sex often?”
    Alvy Singer: “Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.”
    Annie Hall: “Constantly! I'd say three times a week.” - Annie Hall


  • Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) “He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.” - Forrest Gump


  • “Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!” - Dr Strangelove